We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished.
Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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ugly:

itsmichaeldoan:

Miley just broke the laws of physics.

that was unexpected

ugly:

itsmichaeldoan:

Miley just broke the laws of physics.

that was unexpected

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

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human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)

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198ft:

girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

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big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(Source: reddit.com)

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nethaca:

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

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hoursago:

i fucking loved lego movie. probably my favorite part was realizing superman and green lantern are voiced by channing tatum and jonah hill. thank you korean jesus

hoursago:

i fucking loved lego movie. probably my favorite part was realizing superman and green lantern are voiced by channing tatum and jonah hill. thank you korean jesus

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  • pro-life advocates: *verbally harasses abortion patients and pickets outside of clinics, compromising the safety and privacy of the patients*
  • police:
  • westboro baptist church: *holds up picket signs that say how jewish, muslim, and gay people are going to hell and that god hates them personally*
  • police:
  • ferguson protesters: *protests peacefully over the murder of an unarmed black teenager*
  • police: what the fUCK this is horrendous and completely out of order call in all units

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