isaw-iconquered-icame:

no matter how hard you stunt, you will never stunt harder than the arabs

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why

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is the

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flex

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so

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skrong

this nigga really drownin this bitch in bills and all her clothes is still basically on

that arab flex is the ultimate flex

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College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

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dancing-through-brooklyn:

Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession

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sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

(Source: peachvenom)

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bryndonovan:

I have worked at Hallmark for about 20 years total and this is probably the best card I have ever written.

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flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

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slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

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cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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vinegod:

Feeling cool arriving with your friends to a party Vs. invisible when alone by Lele Pons

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niggaimdeadass:

wow its crazy that this was right after

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

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